… Intentionally Offensive Since 2006
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Dear Cowboys Faithful,

It’s been a long, anguishing wait, but Training Camp is now here. We need to concentrate on the future, and not dwell on the past (like how we could have possibly lost to the fucking giants in the playoffs for instance). There have been multiple Tony and Jessica sightings over the off-season, so let’s all hope and pray that, after the last few months, Tony has schtuuped his way to clearing his head, and can now get down to business ON the field. (He wears number 9 for a reason) Let’s get the boys into football-jail for the next 4 weeks, get the offense geared up and the defense to pull their heads out so we can get our Super Bowl run started.

As most of you will recall, I predicted a 13-3 record last year before the season started. I predicted 3 All-Pro’s, and 10 Pro Bowlers. I also predicted a 6th ring, too. Well, I was wrong about the Super Bowl championship, and we only had 2 All-Pro’s. But we did have a record 13 Pro Bowlers. How Wade can lose with 13 Pro Bowlers on his team is beyond me. I think this season is all on Wade. Most people out there are looking to Tony Romo to win a playoff game, mainly because he’s 0-2 in the playoffs for his career so far. Tony didn’t lose to the giants, Wade did. He got out-coached in the last minute of the first half, and the last 4 minutes of the game.

We have one of the best Offense Coordinators in the NFL, and a new bunch of rookies ready to play. There’s no reason we can’t win. Cowboys Nation will not rest until our sixth Lombardi trophy is in hand.

Training Camp Notes:

Terry Who?

Glenn is damaged goods, and we don’t need him. Get Stanback to stretch the defense. I mean, how hard is it to teach this kid to take off down the sideline as fast as he can and catch the ball? Am I missing something here?

No T.O. news is good news.

Jessica will be at every game this year, but I don’t know if she’s at Training Camp. I heard they’ll be searching her for weapons at the gate before each game, something about her having a pair of 38’s. I’m not sure what they’re talking about.

I’ll continue the rant later,

p.s. Kill Joe!

category: Uncategorized
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Dear Cowboys Faithful,

It’s been a long, anguishing wait, but Training Camp is now here. We need to concentrate on the future, and not dwell on the past (like how we could have possibly lost to the fucking giants in the playoffs for instance). There have been multiple Tony and Jessica sightings over the off-season, so let’s all hope and pray that, after the last few months, Tony has schtuuped his way to clearing his head, and can now get down to business ON the field. (He wears number 9 for a reason) Let’s get the boys into football-jail for the next 4 weeks, get the offense geared up and the defense to pull their heads out so we can get our Super Bowl run started.

As most of you will recall, I predicted a 13-3 record last year before the season started. I predicted 3 All-Pro’s, and 10 Pro Bowlers. I also predicted a 6th ring, too. Well, I was wrong about the Super Bowl championship, and we only had 2 All-Pro’s. But we did have a record 13 Pro Bowlers. How Wade can lose with 13 Pro Bowlers on his team is beyond me. I think this season is all on Wade. Most people out there are looking to Tony Romo to win a playoff game, mainly because he’s 0-2 in the playoffs for his career so far. Tony didn’t lose to the giants, Wade did. He got out-coached in the last minute of the first half, and the last 4 minutes of the game.

We have one of the best Offense Coordinators in the NFL, and a new bunch of rookies ready to play. There’s no reason we can’t win. Cowboys Nation will not rest until our sixth Lombardi trophy is in hand.

Training Camp Notes:

Terry Who?

Glenn is damaged goods, and we don’t need him. Get Stanback to stretch the defense. I mean, how hard is it to teach this kid to take off down the sideline as fast as he can and catch the ball? Am I missing something here?

No T.O. news is good news.

Jessica will be at every game this year, but I don’t know if she’s at Training Camp. I heard they’ll be searching her for weapons at the gate before each game, something about her having a pair of 38’s. I’m not sure what they’re talking about.

I’ll continue the rant later,

p.s. Kill Joe!